Sexual horoscopes

Our sexual horoscope and what the signs suggest if you book an escort today!

AQUARIUS (Jan 20th – Feb 18th)

It is written in the stars that a client who is feeling lonely will find true love in the arms of an escort. A dinner date must be booked with an escort from a 24 hour escort agency. She will be brought back to your hotel room where sparks will fly. When she leaves, you will not be able to forget her. You are under the spell of love and you must book her again. Luck sees a red love heart

PISCES (Feb 18th – Mar 20th)

It is foretold that an ebony escort with a small tattoo will become a new escort today. She must be seeked out and booked to fulfill all your desires. The stars say she will satisfy you like no other female and she will become your regular escort. Luck sees 12 red roses and a bottle of perfume.

ARIES (March 20th – April 20th)

Your escort who will bring peace and happiness into your life, will start with the letter N. Your fortune says she will be your giver of mental and physical strength. Luck sees a roleplay outfit in a shop

TAURUS (April 20th – May 21st)

Music and dance will be your lucky guide to fulfilling your desires tonight. Choose an escort that is a professional dancer. Luck sees a black dress. There will certainly be lots of things to do!

GEMINI (May 21st – June 21st)

As the moon and stars collide, it is recommended you do not visit your usual independent escort this evening. Venus is calling you to an escort agency and a hotel room with two escorts. There might also be a little bit of traveling too. Luck sees 2 red bras.

CANCER (June 21st – July 23rd)

As the sun is at its highest, you must fulfill your destiny by booking a more mature escort. She will have the sexual answers that you need to guide you through a difficult time in your day. Luck sees a familaiar face in a photo.

LEO (July 23rd – Aug 23rd)

As Jupiter descends towards earth, an adventerous escort is calling you. She will be advertised on an escort directory wearing white lingerie. Luck sees an eyemask

VIRGO (August 23rd – Sept 23rd)

The stars are shining for you this evening as a party escort accompanies you to an event. Popularity awaits you as girls and men stare in wonder at your new arm candy. Luck sees a black car.

LIBRA (Sept 23rd – Oct 23rd)

As the scales tip in your favour, you will be sexually satisfied with an escort who arrives in a long fur coat and no knickers. Luck sees a new website

SCORPIO (Oct 23rd – Nov 22nd)

The moon is holding you back tonight and you must release yourself from its grasp. Ensure you take a taxi and do not drive yourself. Luck sees a taxi

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22nd – Dec 22nd)

Pluto clashes with Uranus and you must deal with an awkward situation from an ex who you see advertising herself as an escort. It is written in the stars that she will become a regular escort for you and with a no strings attached escort relationship, your friendship will be restored. Luck see an old message

CAPRICORN (Dec 22nd – Jan 20th)

The gravitational pull from the universe is making you feel depressed and lonely today. Seek out a young escort who is advertised as new to the escort industry. She will be your shining star and pull you out from your dark hole. Luck sees diamond earrings.